welcome to night vale
episode 2, the glow cloud
BEST PHOTO IN EXISTENCE.
I love how it’s only over that town, like Nature decided to just fuck their day up.
fuck this place in particular
It’s probaby Night Vale
when u get to sit next to ur friend in class
HEY THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A PORN GIF WHO CHANGED IT TO OBAMA WITH A DUCK
on the dick like
I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
i think perhaps the wrong end of you is on the dick then
The Doctor with his Rose.
The Doctor without his Rose.
The Doctor with his Rose again.
Here it is
I’d have to agree
It’s definitely a pattern
Don’t you think?
my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
if there was a post to describe australia, this is it
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?
wake up australia
That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit
It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.
Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do
yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes
why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.
My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.
no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange
what the actual fuck australia
what … what have you done … . .WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Anon starts the crow wars
I feel like this is the sort of shit God pulls.
what i love about cas is that he’s a gentle soul who likes bees and is happy just sitting and listening to music and he loves humanity so so so much and he can be so content with so little and he can be so so tender
but on the other hand he dug a bullet out of his stomach and shoved it into his brother’s eye so there’s that too
my little badass