rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

Anonymous whispered:
I'm sorry but elves just look wrong as POC, they lose so much of their ethereal beauty and the purity that they represent.

nineprotons:

dividedconsciousness:

witchymorrigan:

*makes hour-long fart noises*

"Im sorry but black people cant be elves because black people arent beautiful or good"

Please tell me this anon is fucking joking.

For Anon:

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evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much


ARTIST: Brand New
TRACK: Jesus Christ (layered)

pitched-music:

Jesus Christ - Layered (requested)

Use headphones!


ARTIST: Butch Hartman
TRACK: Danny Phantom Theme Song
ALBUM: Danny Phantom OST

sakibatch:

riningear:

wingedaradia:

datobiscotti:

biohazardouswaste:

Sing it.

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Yeeey!

this is really good quality wow

I am pleased by this post and the audio and its quality 

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO quality

(Source: fox-machine)

123jaclyn321:

zurashisu:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

thediamondthatlived:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

I don’t know. What?

a condescending con descending.

get out

That was beautiful

Anonymous whispered:
How do dick pics make u feel?

ladyironlungs:

the-inspired-lesbian:

This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.