really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills
My anaconda will consider it
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Re: Your Anaconda,
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A bunless hun
a r t h u r + cards against humanity
I'm sorry but elves just look wrong as POC, they lose so much of their ethereal beauty and the purity that they represent.
*makes hour-long fart noises*
"Im sorry but black people cant be elves because black people arent beautiful or good"
Please tell me this anon is fucking joking.
Not taking any chances
I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much
what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
I don’t know. What?
a condescending con descending.
That was beautiful