the-best-of-tess:

This makes me giggle

letflygonsbeflygons:

isolated-roots:

threefolder:

nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

WTF

Always reblog.

(Source: epic-vines)

sashayed:

sashayed:

everyone has that one text post that you suddenly remember and weirdly bark-laugh in the shower

image

raygorartshit:

Bisexual Frustration: Everyone is Hot and I’m Really Bad at Handling It - my autobiography

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

mydori:

ktkeen96:

theecamerondallas:

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

ALWAYS REBLOG

(Source: ryanhatesthis)

mahariela:

whenever i'd start to freak out, i'd focus on brent. 
he was the only thing that calmed me down.
i calmed to a good memory . . .

mountstar:

Types of Matter